Hard Reset

For some reason I decided that my digestive tract needed a hard reset. This means that I'll be doing the Master Cleanse for next several days, possibly up to two weeks. I'm not so sure about this.

This morning started with trying to chug a liter of salt water. It's hard enough to chug a liter of regular water without adding the taste of the ocean. I promptly went back to sleep only to be woken up two hours later by the angry noises my stomach was making. Salt water flushes definitely work.

After finally dragging myself out of bed, I made breakfast, but it just as easily could have been lunch or dinner. Juice from half a lemon, a cup of water, two tablespoons of maple syrup and a dash of cayenne pepper combined and downed and I was ready to attack the day. I'm hoping that I get used to the weird taste, since it's all I'll be "eating" for the foreseeable future.

I've since had a couple more glasses of this stuff. I already miss chewing things and I'm looking forward to the herbal laxative tea this evening, if only because it won't make my nose run with spiciness.

This could be a very long two weeks.